Bunker bitch

45, scared out of his wits, and hiding in a bunker during protests, like the bunker bitch he is.

The protesters got close to the White House, and 45, the pussy that he is, hid in his bunker. What a Bunker Bitch!

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Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!