cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

critical questions

A game show hosted by Dave, who goes by Critical Cripple. The show asks awkward "would you rather questions".

"Guys, there are only 3 ice creams left and 4 of us. I guess it's time for some critical questions!"

Spite fucking

Fucking your significant other because you know someone else is interested in them.

I engaged in a little spite fucking just to spite John, cos I know he's wants my old lady

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