Margarita Nose

What happens when you forget to wipe the residual coke of your nose after tooting a few lines. The outline of your nostrils resemble the rim of a salted margarita glass.

"Damn man, did you see how messed up that kid was walking out of the bathroom. He had some serious margarita nose going on. He must have some good blow."

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Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

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Cornerbag Blues

When the amount of pot that you have left fills the corner of your baggie, usually about a days worth is left. Its consistency resembles a dry powder, not the soft, stinky nuggets they once were.

I need to call Mr. Nice Guy and get some chronic before I run out. I got a serious case of the Cornerbag Blues.

Lake Powell Foot

This has all the grizzly features of trench foot, or jungle rot, that WWI vets suffered from prolonged exposure to unsanitary conditions and constant wet/dry feet. Lake Powell Foot is the result of brutal exposure to mid-summer Utah sunshine, zero humidity, barefoot 10 mile slot canyon death marches, and days of drunken horse shoes on the hot Lake Powell sand.

Not necessarily a bad thing to have, considering your surroundings.

Justin has some serious Lake Powell Foot after that 8 mile hike to Window Arch. It's all dry and cracked like an over cooked baked potato.

We may have to amputate.

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