Cereal Reload

When you're done eating your cereal, yet have a substantial amount of leftover milk, prompting for additional cereal to be added. This process can be repeated as many times as necessary until a cereal-milk equilibrium has been reached.

"Damn, I'm done eating my Frosted Flakes, but there's still some milk left."
"That's okay man, just do a cereal reload and you'll be fine."

Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.

"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."

Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

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