windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

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DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

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Spoob

Unknown. Linguist believe that it may have originated from ancient Mayan and mean to moon the Yoni. Others feel that it was a nonsense word sued by the ancient Egyptians.

Damn he really spoobed on that play. Two marks!

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bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

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microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

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cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

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upstream from the herd

Someone original.

As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd.

Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

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