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The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.
Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
A person who extracts your money to go to Mexico during covid.
Hey Rhett do you think I could see my family on Christmas?
Rhett: no, absolutely not, don't you know we need to stay quarantined for covid? Ok see you in 2 weeks, me and the family are going to Mexico!!!
A sober living and therapy center located in Milford Michigan. Owned by the domineering husband and wife of Liz and Rhett, their business engineered to extract every cent from its clients
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Joe: I got a 50cent raise at the butcher! But I'm not that stoked because they're just gonna take it all anyway
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel
A small town in Michigan. Has a simple feel, with a different and much more calm and detached from the hustle and bustle of every day Metro detroit life vibe. Great restaurants, and a great family atmosphere with real values.
There are a lot of fake rednecks with daddys lifted truck and wannabe country people and then the meth heads of highland, but the good outweighs the bad.
The real draw though, is the namesake MILFs. For some reason there is an extraordinary amount of beautiful blonde married women in their 30s 40s and 50s just looking for the right young guy in his mid 20s to early 30s to cheat on their husbands with. Hit up the red dog or main street or kroger
Tara: oh my God look at those young guys over there, that one with the long hair is so fucking sexy
Stacey: I think those guys live in the sober living house I always see them at the gym and at Kroger
Jessica: my husband has been on his fishing trip for like 4 days so I'm gonna see if that 27 year old guy wants to come over tonight, god I love Milford