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Squishy masturbation noises that emanate from a bedroom with an open door. This technique is often employed while other family members/friends are in close proximity. It may be because of the heightened sense of risk that this method is used.
Inspired by Mr. Hat, he decided to go Flick Style and play an open-door game of catch!
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When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.
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The location where Mr. Hat sleeps and plays catch California Style, amongst other various activities.
I see you are ready for bed, will you be retiring to the Hatcropolis?
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A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.
Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.
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He who has come a long way. He sleeps in the Hatcropolis and can also be found playing catch while using California Style
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When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.
I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.
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The most delicious sushi in the Silicon Valley. Home of the RSM Roll.
"We have money to blow.. where should we go?"
"Why, to Michi Sushi of course."
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