Queen village

A neighborhood in the city of Philadelphia that doubles as a Mecca for Hipsters. The neighborhood is generally considered the blocks in between South st and Washington ave running up from the river to 7/8th st. Hipsters are clearly the leading demographic in this neighborhood probably do to its close proximity to South st. South st provides the hipsters with a plethora of thrift shops,novelty clothing stores, and coffee shops for them to have a lifetime supply of tight jeans and ironic T-shirts. Also i should note the bars of South st all feature PBR specials often as a cheap as a $1 (Hipsters beer of choice)

Hey man this place is so wack everyone has like a real job! I will show them lets cram our 5 member band into a studio apt in Queen village and keep living this failed dream. positive balanced bank accounts are for suckers!

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Infield Fly

This is a distant cousin of the infamous upper decker. This is the act of defecating in a urinal. This meneveur is very risky and should only be attempted by an expert.

i had my friend watch the door in the science hall. I filled that urinal with a good sized mud snake. I wonder if the biologist liked that snakel in his urinal.

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upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

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