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This is when you fuck a girl and cum in her ass, pull out then rub your dick on her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.
Guy 1: So Vince, how is Nauzli n bed?
Guy 2: Dude, she's awesome, she's really into that kinky stuff. She asked me to do the Dirty Simba on her!
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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This is when during intercourse, the dominant male ejaculates onto the submissive female's face. Then with his thumb, rubs the semen over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.
Guy 1 : Hey Vince, did you ever hook up with Nauzli yet?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I totally pulled THE SIMBA on her last night.
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A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick
John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls
Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick