A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.
My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.
Another way to say picking up girls on the rebound.
I had some aftermath sex with his ex.
The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.
I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.
When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.
He burst my bubble with a needle.
Somebody who non consensually sticks their fingers up a girl's butthole.
Some weird navarro stuck his finger up my butthole.
When your boner grows without anything to arouse you.
I had a ghostly expansion while doing my homework last night.
An STD you get from priests.
Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.