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A fart that smells somewhat good.
My angel fart smelt like fresh Chinese food, and I liked it.
2π 1π
After she tried the feminist antidote she finally became normal again.
10π 3π
The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.
James can elephant zipper.
7π 1π
After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.
12π 4π
A cut underneath your penis.
My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.
2π 1π
A girl who is able to suck dick underneath the water surface in a hot tub.
That bitch is an aquatic blowgun.
5π 3π