Holden Curry

When you’re with a chick of mostly Indian descent, and you finna eat her out but get that low rumble in your tummy and puke in her pussy, then EAT THAT SHIT OUT ANYWAY

Grandma: Can you take me to my chemo appointment today?

You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.