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The Advanced Level of âWhisdomâ that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he swore off ALL earthly values he became an "Apprentice Wizard of Love", his great Whizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic - LOVE.
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The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.
Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.
John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"
Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"
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(PROPER NOUN) FAG, short for FAGGOT: The reason that the "Don't ask don't tell" policy is being implemented in the military. NOT a hate word, it is as other profile words/Identification Words, towel, sheet, sky, room, Jew, Christian, Dog, Cat, etc.....
Mentally Ill or retarded people, in an attempt to desensitize, confuse issues and demoralize the public will also twist and steal sane words, like gay-having absolutely NOTHING to do with being a Fag, Any one having a little intelligence knows Gay is just an emotion!
Often, retarded immature people, with less than an IQ of 50 will call any one with any MORAL FORTITUDE or an IQ over 50 a homophobic/homophobe, NOT having the intelligence to understand Homo is short for Homo-Sapien.
The Term homophobic or homophobic, would actually mean the fear of one's own "HUMAN RACE" - Homo-SAPIEN!!!
Question1. Alex are you a FAG?
Answer2. Don't ask don't tell. And, that should be in the formal as in Faggot!
Statement1. But it's obvious your a faggot.
Statement2. Remember, Don't ask don't tell
Idiotic NOOBIC NAZI: Your a homophobe
SANE INTELLECTUAL: Yes, perhaps I might not trust my fellow man, from historical expierences, so?
Idiotic NOOBIC NAZI: No man, like, duh like, duh, like you uhh, hate homosexuals...
SANE INTELLECTUAL: So, Now you have opened your mouth, used the term FAG out of text and removed ALL doubt I might of had that your an idiot and PROVEN YOU ARE an IDIOT! Homophobe/homopgobic does NOT have anything to do with a homosexaul, it is derived from HOMO as in Homo-Sapien!!! Take your idiotic, illiterate meanings and slither back under your dark rock of idiocy, please you NOOBIC NAZI go away!
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A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.
To Wiz in one's pant by accident.
"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."
"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"
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When one successfully performs a #1/Kalifa and #2/Wiz simultaneously or in the same toilet seating session.
"Sorry, I missed you when you called. I was wizpoopin."
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The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.
Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.
Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..
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NOUN: A morning erection at least partially caused by the intense need to take a Wiz (urinate).
My girlfriend thought I was ready to get busy this morning but I had to explain to her that I just had a wizdizzle and had to take a wiz before making the beast with 2 backs.
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