evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

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