Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

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