Gish

To urinate, usually from a well-used fanny.

The term is often used by Glaswegian prostitutes.

Slutty Sheila: Ken that stoopid radge backaways?

Dirty Delia: Ah kinnae listen to your shite a noo Sheila. I'm ripe for a gish so I am.

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Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.