Geoffinately

More definate than definate.
A promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.
Only death or similar will prevent this from happening.
Not to be confused with definately.

"I will geoffinately be in the pub on Friday."
Translation: "I will be in the pub on Friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded."

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yump

To eat food in the same way that you can quaff drink a la medieval banquet stylee

I'm so hungry I could yump this pizza right down

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teskai's

Another word for tesco's supermarket only used by those in the know (sic)

"I'm gonna pop to teskai's on the way home tonight to get some jaffa kaikes."