devtard

An incompetent software developer. One who is uniquely unqualified to do his or her job despite receiving often unjustifiable financial gains. The professional software developer equivalent to a computard.

I couldn't believe that they were paying those devtards more than the project manager.

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fubarchitecture

A software application architecture that is extremely messed up, or FUBAR. Typically evolved over a period of time with multiple owners and a lack of vision, planning, or interest in quality.

I can't believe they are going to try to sell this fubarchitecture to our customers.

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encrapsulation

A very poorly designed and often unnecessary attempt at utilizing one of the central tenets of object-oriented software, often detrimental to the success.

The latest version of our crapplication makes extensive use of encrapsulation in the design to insure mind-numbingly slow performance.

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firefoxen

Plural reference to multiple running instances of Firefox.

Lots and lots of eggdrops and Firefoxen on all my boxen.

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