Pornies

1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.

I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.

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Bananildo

A banana that a woman uses for masturbatorial purposes.

"You can eat whatever you like but make sure you leave atleast one banana for me."
"Why?"
"Since Jeffrey left the only thing I have left is my bananildo."

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