Sybreed

A kickass industrial / cyber metal band (the name itself being a portmanteau of "synthetic" and "breed") founded in 2003 after the ashes of the previous band, Rain, which included most of the same members, most notably vocalist and keyboardist Benjamin Nominet and kickass guitarist Thomas "Drop" Betrisey.
Their music largely touched base on transhumanism and bleak futures, as well as other tough topics.
The band, unfortunately, broke up in 2013, with Drop forming Obsydians and Benjamin forming Shadow Domain (Both great bands!)

If you like bands such as Fear Factory or Mnemic, or even Meshuggah, give Sybreed a listen, dammit!

"Have you heard Machine Gun Messiah by Sybreed? That shit slaps!"
"Yeah, man. Those polyrhythms fuck with my brain!"

Soft Boy

Generally, the Soft Boy is the brother of the infamous Fuck Boy. The master plan behind the Soft Boy is to appear gentle and... well, soft. Cute, pure, and slightly Alt in order to get within your pants. An indicator is when they wear a Tame Impala shirt or bite their lips.

Person One: "Oh my god, Todd is wearing that weird sweatshirt popped collar jeans combo with fluffy upright curly hair again."
Person Two: "Oh cock, Todd's become a soft boy!"

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SmaXone

Pronounced Smack Zone, and formed out of the ashes of Michael Bøgballe's departure from the band Mnemic. SmaXone is an industrial metal band, which is significantly more melodic and less technical than Mnemic, but a heavy band regardless. Danish people seem to be very good at creating metal.

The band uses downtuned guitars and synthesizers, as well as a duet of vocalists, one handling clean singing, the other doing growls and shouts.
Check them out. They're extremely obscure but fantastic.

"Ever heard of SmaXone?"
"No."

Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."