Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

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Sex selective infanticide

To kill an infant or baby based on an undesired or unwanted gender.

They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.

It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.

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Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc

I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"

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touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

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regicide

To kill the King.

To kill the Queen.

To kill a Monarch.

Queen Elizabeth I was forced to commit regicide in executing Mary Queen of Scots, but ultimately had no choice since Mary Queen of Scots was continuously plotting acts of failed regicide against her cousin Queen Elizabeth I.

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cutter

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.

A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.

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cutters

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.

Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.

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