Bali Shag

The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.

ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!

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Naughty Knickers

A mischievous, risqué or sexy pair of underwear that stay concealed or hidden until an opportune moment arises to wear them.

When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.

Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.

I woke up and caught my Dad putting on his naughty knickers that he keeps hidden in the closet.

I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.

My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.

My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.

But my Mom still does :p

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T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.

When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"

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camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

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Parlour

Variant of parlor i.e. British and French word.

A private place in a house for entertaining guests.

Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.

See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.

"Please Bethel come into my Parlour." See also Parlor.

"Oh my Gurdy I'm not that type of lady!"

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Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.

"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"

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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!

"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(

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