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Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

by The Moody Poet January 4, 2008

42πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Glory Hole Mole

Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.

A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.

A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.

Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.

There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.

All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!

by The Moody Poet October 16, 2006

61πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Titty Tease

A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.

Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.

A girl who wears tight tops.

That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.

Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!

"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"

by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007

30πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


sling fuck

A sling fuck is when youҀ™re fucking someone in a sling.

A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.

A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.

"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"

"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."

"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"

by The Moody Poet August 15, 2006

62πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.

Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"

by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006

165πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž


smart card

A system that is slowly being introduced all over the world. Smart Cards will be able to act as one card that can be used as:

* Bank & Credit Card & E-Money
* Passport
* Store Medical information
* Store Religious information
* Pay Tax / Use Public Transport / User Pay Services
* Store personal information
* Vote
* Store immigration/citizenship status
* Store criminal status

There are many problems with the smart card with the way governments handle; abuse and misuse personal information of the smart card holder.

In Malaysia and similar governments they refuse to give freedom of choice to their people to change religious status in order to manipulate exaggerated numbers of Islam and splice fear into those wishing to want freedom of choice. See M Moorthy for one example.

by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007

24πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Fish n Chip Dirty Dip

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!

"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"

by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007

31πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž