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Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
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When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
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From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
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When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
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When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
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Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.
To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.
"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"
"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
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Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
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