NAD

Not. A. Doctor.

Commonly used when giving medical advice while trying to help someone while emphasizing that they are unqualified (not negatively)

Hi, NAD here but have you tried antihistamines?

Frothing At The Slash

Same thing as "throthing at the gash" but for the backside.

When an undesignated gender gets their ass wet just at the anticipation from witnessing someone do something inspiring/sexy

Bobby: Bro
Tom: What?
Bobby: You can't be making plays like that man, you had me frothing at the slash o.o