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cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The Muffin Man October 30, 2003

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man May 8, 2004

106πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man March 5, 2005

44πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 8, 2004

23πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Skun

A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.

Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"

by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006

15πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Sawbuck

A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970Ҁ™s early 1980Ҁ™s.

Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."

zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."

by The Muffin Man June 7, 2006

132πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

25πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž