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Justin Bieber

An affront to modern day music. Listening to one second of his shittacular "music" is like inserting needles in to your eardrums. his fans, known as beliebers(for fucks sake people), almost always consists of 10-14 year old girls who spew acidic bile out of there orifices (citation needed),they like to proclaim how, there going to like totally like marry him someday <3<3<3. They will do everything short of murdering you if you have half a negative, or even slightly indifferent thought towards Bieber, all the while proclaiming that you are so jealous of his awesome talent and pimptastic good looks. Many people hoped that he would quickly die of crotch rot or too much sugary candy, but alas he remains, like a bad tumor on the nutsack of music.

Person#1: Man, Justin Bieber killed the Canadian music scene.

Person#2: Dude, Canada's music scene was killed by Avril Lavigne and raped by Nickleback, in that order, fuckin necro pervs.

by The Music Messiah November 11, 2011

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