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Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"
(Later on)
Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."
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When your bro enters a whole new persona around girls with or without you around. Usually they become a total asshole or a completely different person. Occasionally, this douchebaggery is directed towards his fellow bros to make himself look better.
Example 1:
Bob: Why is John acting like such an asshole?
Dylan: Looks like he put on his girl facade.
Example 2:
Me and Chris were hanging out, but when Mary came by Chris become a total douchebag when he entered his girl facade.
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When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.
Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
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When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
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When you have an erection in class and you are asked to hand out work. You crouch down and walk like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to hide it.
Jeff: Hey, why is John walking like that?
Bob: Can't you see? He's pulling off a Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
When a white man stick his meat between a black girls buns..
Guy : Hey black beauty... are you hungry?!.. cos you look like you need a reverse burger...
Girl: I want to fuck you..
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