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Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"
(Later on)
Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."
When your bro enters a whole new persona around girls with or without you around. Usually they become a total asshole or a completely different person. Occasionally, this douchebaggery is directed towards his fellow bros to make himself look better.
Example 1:
Bob: Why is John acting like such an asshole?
Dylan: Looks like he put on his girl facade.
Example 2:
Me and Chris were hanging out, but when Mary came by Chris become a total douchebag when he entered his girl facade.
When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.
Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
When you have an erection in class and you are asked to hand out work. You crouch down and walk like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to hide it.
Jeff: Hey, why is John walking like that?
Bob: Can't you see? He's pulling off a Hunchback of Notre Dame.
A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
When a white man stick his meat between a black girls buns..
Guy : Hey black beauty... are you hungry?!.. cos you look like you need a reverse burger...
Girl: I want to fuck you..
When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.