David Stern

1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time

2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.

3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:

"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"

4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:

"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."

NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States

NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008

NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA

NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America

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