Cherf

The liquid substance that is secreted from an anus directly following a vigorous round of buttsex. Cherf is a compound liquid created from a combination of semen, lube, blood, fecal matter, sweat, and sometimes tears.

(sung to the tune of "achy breaky heart"): Don't touch my butt, my icky sticky butt, or else you'll get cherf all on your hand.

(sung to the tune of "poppin' my collar"): Ever since I can remember I've had cherf on my collar...

What is that stain on your pants? It looks like they got cherfed on!

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