Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

Bad Hug

An unwarranted hug that lasts beyond 3 seconds that leaves the receiving party uncomfortable.

“Hey did you hear Tony was sent to HR. Oh no, what happened? He gave Gail a Bad Hug when she declined his meeting invite.”