Adventure Time

The one best thing you will ever experience in your life. It's about a 12-yro named Finn and a 28-yro dog named Jake. Jake is a space shifter. They together rescue princesses (there are more here than in Disney) mostly from the Ice King (Simon Petrikov) and Jake has like 7 babies and he's married to a rainbow noodle with a horn named Lady Rainicorn. Finn has a crush on 3 princesses but only gets ultimately close to one named Huntress Wizard. There is so much lore that it is inhuman to fit it all in a user-controlled encyclopedia about shrex and such. I highly recommend it as it is my favourite show of all time and always will be. And there is nothing in my life that ever made me happier than hearing that there will be more seasons. It has the best catchphrase too: What time is it? Adventure Time!"

Yo Jim did u see the last episode of Adventure Time yesterday?
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!

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friend- *unplugs smash bros when about to lose*
me- (¬˙∆˙¬)
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me- 👺

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alakazam wakabam hella jam

when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician

me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby

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shoit

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

hell nah dawg

When your mate comes up with the worst idea possible in the current bad situation.

friend- yo let's break that glass and throw a rock at that barking dog
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam

Jupid

Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek

jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you

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