Shortus

A very attractive plus-size woman.

Plural: shorti (short-eye)

I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.

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drawls

The state of being unfavorable, disappointing, disgusting, low-rate, gross, horrible, etc.

emphasis: shit-stained drawls

I didn't make the basketball team because my jump-shot was absolutely drawls.

I almost vomited when I saw an 70 year-old cougar a club trying dance in a little dress and one of her shit-stained drawls titties popped out.

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Tripsticles

3 balls in one nutsack.

I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.

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panties

The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable.

The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.

I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!

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