Catholic

Catholic is supposed to refer to all the semi-autonomous churches of Christianity that recognize the Bishop of Rome (also known as the Pope) as its leader. However, Roman Catholics, being the most stuck-up and snotty of the bunch, have begun to take it as meaning only them. This really, really annoys all the Eastern Rite Catholics that get called Orthodox because they're not.

Joe: Gee, I wish Roman Catholics weren't so annoying.
Jim: Yeah, I wish they would realize that we're Catholic too.

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Pope

Number five definition: The Churches ARE NOT PART OF THE LATIN RIGHT!!! THE LATIN RITE IS ONE OF THE CHURCHES!!!

Number five's pope definition was stupid

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God

The all-powerful, all-knowing Being that DOES EXIST, YOU STUPID ATHEIST JERKS!!!!!

His ability to see the future= just 'cause he knows today's future doesn't mean that we can't change it and He'll still know that.

Proof the Bible is true and that Jesus is real:
The Evangelists say that the WOMEN found out about the Resurrection. No Bible time person worth his keep would ever give a woman credit for anything unless it was absolutely true.

Score:

Team God: Infinity because God always wins.
Team Atheists: Negative infinity because you're stupid.

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