Sheep's Trenchcoat

Mafia terminology that refers to wacking a guy. No, not like the sexual term, we mean killing a guy.

Anthony: Aye Eddie, ya give Herman his sheep's trenchcoat?
Eddie: Yes, the finest in town, but in a killing way because I killed him real good.
Anthony's Wife: Anthony are you out handing out sheep's trenchcoats again?
Anthony: Yes wife that I have.
Wife: Well done husband of mine I love you by the way.

speloodging

When ya jizz and spelunk

Spelunker named David: I am a spelunker and I am David
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging

Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.

Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.