Detextive

Someone who has a keen ability to decipher, decrypt or determine the root meaning, motive or intention of a text message regardless if the sender is being vague, sarcastic or deceptive.

Example:

Guy: "What are you going to do on your day off today? The usual Fruit Ninja, Trolling on Tik Tok or binge watch Jeffree Star tutorials?"

Girl: "Are you trying to be funny?"

Guy: "Obv 😂"

Girl: "Well it's hard to detect sarcasm over text"

Guy: "Unless you are a Detextive"

Doorbowed

When you accidentally hit your elbow on a door, cabinet or hard corner surface.

Man: “Oww! Shit!”

Woman: “What happened sweetie?”

Man: “I just got doorbowed!”

Doorbowed

When you accidentally hit your elbow on a door, hard corner surface, or cabinet.

Man: “Oww! Shit!”

Woman: “what happened sweetie?”

Man: “I just got doorbowed!”