Sickularism

Sick + Secularism = Sickularism
India's one-sided anti-majority Secularism that is nothing to do with real Secular values.

Average rNDTV consumer: Majority bad, Piecefools good.
People with a functioning brain: Sickularism much?

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Librandu

Those who use pseudo liberalism to validate Islamic extremism and suppress and insult Hinduism and Indian culture are called Librandu.

Liberals: Look what is happening in Afghanistan.
Librandus: You are a Bhakt!

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Dhimmi

A mental stage where the oppressed slowly develops sympathy for their oppressor, most of the time it evolves out of fear of getting persecuted again, so they develop perverseness, much like Stockholm syndrome.

Abdul: “Hindustan me Minority khatre me hai.”
Educated Indians with common sense: “How can you be in danger? You dictated India for 800yrs being a minority; and how can 204 million+ Muslims (2019) be minority in a country?”
Dhimmi Hindu: “No, my friend Abdul is right, stop harassing my Abdul, you RSS, BJP Bhakt! He is my Abdul, different from the rest ♡”
Abdul: “Mission Passed! Victim card ++ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

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Brown Sepoy

Brown Sepoys are the people who look Indian by their brown skin color but actually colonized with white Anglo mindset.
You will find these people in Indian Media, Journalism, Education Institutions, etc., these people usually praise their European-American White Christian Masters, and spewing venom on native Indian culture, civilization, and its thousand years old Dharmic heritage and philosophical knowledge, inventions.
Most of the time, these people get used as a pawn by non-state actors to propagate foreign harmful ideologies amongst Indians.

White Plunderers to Brown Sepoy: “How will you prove your locality?”
Brown Sepoy: “Master, I'll shet on my own people, culture, and origins, because I'm only brown by my skin.”

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Pseudo-secularism

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.

Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?

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Xi Lanka

Xi Lanka FKA Sri Lanka, another new colony of the China after Pakjiang, located in the South of India.

India: Is China trying to surround me through "Xi Lanka"? (⊙_⊙;)
China: He He Boi! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Pakjiang

A brand new 21st century Chinese Provence in South Asia, also known as Pakistan.

Person 1: Do you know china is hosting a puppet show with Pakistan to show its solidarity?
Person 2: Yes Ik, and thus Pakistan is also been knowing lately as Pakjiang province in China.
Person 1: Oh really? WOW!
Person 2: Yea..! Dildo Dildo paxitan is on!
Person 1: No! it's "Dildo Dildo Pakjiang" now!
Person 2: Oops Sorry!