reet pong

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!

"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

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