oxyidiot

a phrase that doesn't quite go together but isn't a full blown oxymoron, but makes you think if that's even possible.

Nate: Have you ever messed with any gothic chicks before?
TOH: Na. I can't really get into all the black makeup and lipstick.
Nate: I used to date this beautiful goth chick.
TOH:? (after thinking for 15 sec.) That's an oxyidiot

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soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

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