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A God like entity with the power to bring blessings and good fortune upon those who serve it's divine power. However, heathens who repent it's divine blessings will receive curses and famine.
Jehovah's Witness: have you met our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
Innocent Civilian: Oh, God no!! What have you done?!?
Despacito: heck you man!! Now you're all fricked!
Jehovah's Witness and Innocent Civilian: (die)
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Dame tu Cosita is a god like entity that performs a dance that is both religious and erotic. They say that those who can dance his dance perfectly will be enterened into a drawing that will decide if they can go to heaven after dying.
Friend 1: woah dude! You were like totally like drowning, dude!
Friend 2: I know dude! It was epic dude! I think I was like starting to see Dame tu Cosita too!
Friend 1: woah dude! Sounds dope as hell dude! Lemme try, dude!!
Friend 1: (drowns)
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