Sploo

N. sperm in gaseous form ( separate from “splooge”: sperm in liquefied form)

V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)

I beat off so many times on Saturday that by the 6th or 7th time, all I had left was sploo.

Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”

I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”

“Yes,” he confirmed.

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