digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.

Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?

glassindectomy

a medical procedure performed on patients where a small windshield is installed in the abdominal wall. The intended outcome is to allow said person to see where they are going !!!.

"You need a glassindectomy........!!