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dommy dommy dom dom

dommy dommy dom dom is a sexy lil beast that is one of a kind that can spank you like you wouldn't believe!
dommy dommy dom dom can also be refered as daddy dom as they both follow the daddy dom rules

"dommy dommy dom dom!!! spank meeeee!"

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! August 22, 2017

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Tunder

What is tunder? Its the question that had everyone confused.
Still to this day, no one knows what this "tunder" is...
It is believed to be an object, possibly a ball. No one knows....
what is it?
WHERE is it?...

kid: * rummaging through bed sheets* "where is it? " "WHERE IS IT?!?!?"
parents: "what is it?"
kid: "i cant find my tunder!!"
when the parents ask what this "tunder" is, the boy looks at them like they are idiots, in his head, asking what tunder is is like asking what a shoe or something is, its just obvious.
tunder IS tunder.

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 11, 2018

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You're Gay Sir

you may think this is an insult but you are wrong (failure)
when you say "you're gay sir" the other person will hear "good day sir"
and IF they reply with " good day to you too sir" that is what the person will hear... they will not hear "you're gay sir",

don't get mixed up with good day sir

person 1: "you're gay sir"
person 2: "good day to you too sir!"

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 11, 2018

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daddy dom rules

A daddy dom should:
*cuddle his little girl until she smiles.
*kiss her till she sighs.
*spank her till it stings.
*finger her until she is soaked.
*lick her till she shudders.
*fuck her till she screams.
*AND ALWAYS RESPECT HER!

"oh I love my daddy dom he always follows the daddy dom rules!

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! August 23, 2017

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Good Day Sir

these three words may seem innocent, but they can trigger people almost instantly.
you may be saying " good day sir", but what they hear is "you're gay sir".
"good day sir" also goes hand in hand with "you're gay sir"

person 1: *slams hat onto the ground* "good day sir!"
person 2: *stops walking away and flings around on his heels* now right up in person 1's face "i am NOT gay!"

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 11, 2018

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