Noggie

A small, furry creature that lives on the island of Nog. All noggies are genetically identical except for tail length and gender.

My science teacher: "If one noggie with with a dominant genotype for long tail mates with noggie that has a recessive..."

The class: "zzzz..."

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church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

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The Island of Nog

An island in the Southern Eemered Sea that has a large population of noggies

Guy 1: "Hey do you wanna go to the Island of Nog to go noggie hunting?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"