ball fuzz

Ball Fuzz: the frustrating regrowth of hair on a man's balls, that make your sneeze, due to his lack of proper maintenance.
Ball Fuzz: The fine hairs on a pre-pubescent male genitals

Sally," Jon's ball fuzz was so long it not only made me sneeze, but poked me in the freaking eye!"
Sally" After going down on Frank, I hacked up several pieces of Ball Fuzz"
Sally " My little brother has a lot of Ball Fuzz"

Jen," Sally how did you get all those scratches on your face?"
Sally, " WARNING< do not attempt Tea Bagging a man with Ball FUZZ!!!"

At Christmas Sally gave all the men in her office razors in their stockings, to eliminate their Ball Fuzz ( Sally is the office Whore)

sperm facial

Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)

Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"

Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"