Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

Gay Agenda

A shared form of delusional psychosis, in which predominantly Right Wing Christians believe that The Gays have formed a secret, evil cabal to take over the world and make everybody gay. Also known as Folie à Religieux

"There is no such thing as the Gay Agenda! Go and take your meds you lunatic!"

faggot

A person of little or no intelligence, ususally religious, who spouts absolute bullshit every time they open their mouth.

"Did you hear that faggot Gordon Klingenschmitt claiming that the Supreme Court is "letting Gays recruit your kids"?"

"Yeah, what a total faggot!"

Folie à Religieux

The Gay Agenda, only French.

"He's suffering from Folie à Religieux, I blame Fox News!"