Blackberry Pearl

The cellphone of choice for crack dealers.

A: "If Jimmy's really making so much selling rocks why's he still packing that blackberry pearl?"

B: "It's practically in the job description."

Kafkaesque

From the Czech/German author of the early 1900’s, the word describes a situation where the individual is sane but struggles against an illogical and insane bureaucracy or authority. See his unfinished novel ‘The Castle’. Essentially all of us now that Brexit has been setting in for the last 2 years.

Theresa May’s government grows more kafkaesque by the day. I applied for British citizenship and all I got was a page full of wingdings

The government has become kafkaesque because some old Etonians couldn’t stop wanking over a long defunct empire even though colonialism is a fundamentally evil idea. As government slowly goes inane most civil departments are rendered impotent

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