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Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.
Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*
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A first-born child. Parents never quite know what to expect.
Oh, Bobby over there? Don't mind him; he was our practice baby...
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Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.
Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.
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George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.
Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!
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A test designed to determine user-friendliness. One asks himself or herself if a product is easy enough to use that a grandmother could use it.
Pass: Windows and AOL. While both of these are inefficient and likely to crash products, they are purchased simply because they are easy to use.
Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...
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A word said when somebody does something very stupid. Conjunction of the words "baka" and "smack" - only said over the internet inside asterisks (*bakasmack*), for it sounds stupid otherwise
Wonder Kirby: 0|\/|(_- 1 15 1337
Overmind: *bakasmack*
An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.
Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.
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