The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.

Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(

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Halo Wars

The soon to be released Real Time Strategy Game by the critically acclaimed Ensemble Studios in conjunction with Bungie Studios.

The announcement was made by Peter Moore at X06 as a surprise trailer at the end of a Microsoft Press Conference.

So far no other ports have been announced and that the game will remain Xbox 360 exclusive.

Halo Wars was one of several unexpected announcements made at X06.

The trailer can be downloaded VIA Marketplace as of the 27th September 2006.

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Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

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