Gooch Throb

Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.

Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.

Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing

Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!

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Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

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Bishop Brian

a term used to describe a known 'self proclaimer' or other person who like to talk themself up.

The term is derived from the name of 'Bishop' Brian Tamaki, leader of New Zealand's Destiny Church, who had himself proclaimed as a Bishop by other self proclaimed Bishop Eddie Long.

Wilhelm: man did you hear Klaus going on about how many girls hes had sex with?

Johannes: Ja! hes such a Bishop brian, we both know hes still a virgin cock swaddler!

Wilhelm: I know, what a little gooch assasin!

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Bacon Strip

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.

Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"

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